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Why soccer is more entertaining than football:

2006-01-14T10:52:00.000-05:00

It brings different countries together

Thay have better off-field entertainment.

And other reasons...

Happy Holidays!

2005-12-28T00:40:00.000-05:00

Enjoy the bird

By the way I killed Santa, so you know, if you didn't get your present already you probably wont.

Unless his evil brother takes the job... he has already been spotted with Mrs. Claus somewhere in Florida.

Sure way to loose your pilots license...

2005-12-16T03:31:00.000-05:00

What I want under my holiday tree!

2005-12-11T13:54:00.000-05:00

Maybe I can insure the fuel in my car?!

2005-12-11T13:51:00.000-05:00

KIDS ARE DUMB!

2005-12-10T12:06:00.000-05:00

Winter is coming

2005-11-17T08:11:00.001-05:00

How I feel about it:

Unfortunatly I have not had time to update with anything good. I promise to do that this Friday or Saturday. In the mean time here is something for ya:

Hooters sued? No way!

2005-11-13T08:33:00.000-05:00

HOW NOT TO ROB A STORE

2005-11-10T18:25:00.000-05:00

Ninja Foot Confusion

2005-11-09T18:08:00.000-05:00

And for those of you who did not know what Camel Toes are:

VOTE TODAY

2005-11-08T09:14:00.000-05:00

The World According to Arnold
"Well, there was no sex for 14 days." -on getting the cold shoulder from his wife after backing President George W. Bush at the Republican Convention

"To those critics who are so pessimistic about our economy, I say, Don't be economic girlie men!" –at the Republican convention

"If they don't have the guts to come up here in front of you and say, 'I don't want to represent you, I want to represent those special interests, the unions, the trial lawyers ... if they don't have the guts, I call them girlie men." –describing Democratic lawmakers in California

"All of a sudden, we see riots, we see protests, we see people clashing. The next thing we know, there is injured or there is dead people. We don't want to get to that extent." –on the dangers posed by gay marriage

"It's the most difficult [decision] I've made in my entire life, except the one I made in 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax." –announcing his gubernatorial candidacy on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno"

"I can promise you that when I go to Sacramento, I will pump up Sacramento." –on "The Tonight Show"

"As you know, I don't need to take any money from anybody.I have plenty of money myself. I will make the decisions for the people."

"We have to make sure everyone in California has a great job. A fantastic job!"

"The public doesn't care about figures." -discussing his economic views

"Don't worry about that." -on the environment

"From the time they get up in the morning and flush the toilet, they're taxed. Then they go and get the cup of coffee, they're taxed....This goes on all day long. Tax, tax, tax."

"I saw this toilet bowl. How many times do you get away with this — to take a woman, grab her upside down, and bury her face in a toilet bowl? I wanted to have something floating there ... The thing is, you can do it, because in the end, I didn't do it to a woman — she's a machine! We could get away with it without being crucified by who-knows-what group." -describing a scene in "Terminator 3"

"This is really embarrassing. I just forgot our state governor's name, but I know that you will help me recall him." –speaking to a taxpayer advocacy group

"As much as when you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, 'Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing else to offer,' which maybe is the case many times. But then again there is the one that is as smart as her breasts look, great as her face looks, beautiful as her whole body looks gorgeous, you know, so people are shocked." –in an interview with Esquire

"The best activities for your health are pumping and humping."

"Having a pump is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day."

"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."

"I have inhaled, exhaled everything."

"That was another thing I will never forgive the Republican Party for. I was ashamed to call myself a Republican during that period." -on the Clinton impeachment

"I can look at a chick who's a little out of shape and if she turns me on, I won't hesitate to date her. If she's a good fuck she can weigh 150 pounds, I don't care." -in a 1977 interview with Oui

"Having chicks around is the kind of thing that breaks up the intense training. It gives you relief, and then afterward you go back to the serious stuff."

"The cock isn't a muscle so it doesn't grow in relation to the shoulders, say, or the pectorals. You can't make it bigger through exercise, that's for sure."

"Nixon was always being attacked sexually. It was always said that he was a fag and that he had no sexual relations with his wife for 15 years and that was why he liked power. And Hitler had only one ball, and that was why he wanted to conquer the world." -in a 1977 interview with Time Out

"My friends don't want me to mention Kurt's name, because of all the recent Nazi stuff and the U.N. controversy, but I love him and Maria does too, and so thank you, Kurt." –on his friend and fellow Austrian Kurt Waldheim, a Nazi war criminal

"My relationship to power and authority is that I'm all for it. People need somebody to watch over them. Ninety-five percent of the people in the world need to be told what to do and how to behave." –in a 1990 interview with U.S. News

"It doesn't matter if you are a Democrat or Republican, If you're young or old, what the racial thing is, nothing matters to me. To me what matters is that I want to represent everyone in California. That is the important thing."

Arnold Schwarzanegger, Republican Actor

Wanted: Driving Instructor / Crash Test Dummy

2005-11-04T17:52:00.000-05:00

I will be moving at the end of this month, which means I will have to commute to work and school.
Good news: I'm getting a car.
Bad news for my fellow citizens: I will on the road with them for at least two hours a day.

I have been told that I am the worst driver in the world several times in my life.

I don't know whether it's because I have no depth perception, or because I have no hand-to-eye coordination.

It's possible that its because I got my license without ever taking the driving test (don't ask)

Perhaps it's because I have been pulled over for falling asleep behind the wheel on two different occasions.

Maybe it's because I am generally a ruthless person behind the wheel: making my own lanes, running red lights and stop signs, doing a 360 on a mountain road, playing games that involve running over animals.

It could be because I have been thrown off the freeway backwards. Or because I have ran into a warehouse on motorcycle and crash into shelves with tools.

But I think it was because I have had two head-on collisions. One of them was with a parked car.

I never had any air bags.

But luckily I was OK. Unfortunately the beautiful girl in the passenger seat did not wear a seat belt. After accomplishing what I thought would be impossible, breaking my windshield with her face, she suffered a concussion and a small but permanent scar on her forehead. Unlike me she didn't think the incident was exciting and funny.

It has been three years since I driven a car. But don't worry I will try to be very cautious this time around. In fact I have been spending lots of time practicing my driving.

We now go live to Amy Sinclair...

2005-11-02T10:13:00.000-05:00

Quality news reporting from my neighborhood.

Charles Schultz Philosophy

2005-10-31T22:24:00.000-05:00

The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the "Peanuts" comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just read the e-mail straight through, and you'll get the point.

1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.

2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.

3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America.

4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.

5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winner for best actor and actress.

6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners.

How did you do?

The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.

Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:

1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.

2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.

3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.

4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special.

5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.

Easier?

The lesson: The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They are the ones that care.

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." (Charles Schultz)

On appropriate Pearl Necklaces:

2005-10-30T12:08:00.000-05:00

Why do you girls like Jewlery? It does not make you look better. I have never herd a guy say that some piece of jewlery looks hot on a girl. So what is so special about pointless, shiny rocks? Many guys have to take loans out just to be able to buy a tiny diamond, why can't we just get you a Ring Pop and say it came from the heart?

Downloading...

2005-10-29T00:47:00.000-04:00

Wanted:

2005-10-25T18:03:00.000-04:00

Good thing there is no tolerance school for SPAM haters

2005-10-22T10:46:00.000-04:00

Is there any other way to get rid of SPAM other than word verification? I hate SPAM. But I am also a little lazy. If I drink a couple of Guinesses I don't feel like sitting down and deciphering the word verifications scrambled letters. So to solve this problem I intentionally screw up at spelling a few times until I get a short easy one. So I guess I'm a little lazy. When I was in middle school and a teacher asked us to write about "If you can be any animal what animal would you be and why?". I slowly wrote a short responce about how awesome it would be to be a three-toed sloth. So until someone starts a trend of new way to get rid off SPAM, or until word verification gets easier, I will have to keep screwing up the letter jumbles. Am I the only person that does this?

Unfulfilled Wish

2005-10-20T17:47:00.000-04:00

Yeah, yeah, I know it's old, but it's still hillarious.

Dedicated to Katie

2005-10-19T13:41:00.000-04:00

I had a bad week so ofcourse the only appropriate way is to take it out on Katie.

Seizure Bots

2005-10-17T14:55:00.000-04:00

Show this to your girlfriend:

2005-10-15T15:13:00.000-04:00

How does one fly into a Zebra

2005-10-15T15:12:00.000-04:00

Taste the Rainbow.

2005-10-13T16:29:00.000-04:00

For the last project in my physical chemistry laboratory my lab partners and I decided to do some bomb calorimetry on the Skittles so we can learn a little about it and compare the Smoothie Mix Skittles to Original Slkittles.

After we finished the experiment one of my lab partner has noticed something about the data and decided to graph it.

How to New Mexico License Plate Gets Owned

2005-10-12T23:00:00.000-04:00

Google "Miserable Failure"

2005-10-08T22:20:00.000-04:00

Subject: Presidential Reaction
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes bysaying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands Finally, the President looks up and asks.........."How many is a Brazillion ??!"

Here comes the help...

2005-10-03T18:04:00.000-04:00

Two Minute Management Course

2005-09-30T06:22:00.000-04:00

Lesson One

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit
saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it.

Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very high up.

Lesson Two

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the
energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied
the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump
of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the
lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung,
he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey
was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson: Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't
keep you there.

Lesson Three

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that the
bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While it was
lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen
bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he
was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and
happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird
singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat
discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out
and ate him.

Multiple Management Lessons:
(1) Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*it is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep sh*it, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

This ends your two-minute management course.

The Aftermath:

2005-09-21T00:39:00.000-04:00

SONOFABITCH

2005-09-21T00:14:00.000-04:00

Cinema

2005-09-16T12:14:00.000-04:00

What do you think is the Greatest Movie of all time?

When stuffed animals attack!

2005-09-16T12:06:00.000-04:00

This reminds me of my friend's Stephen's dogs, Jenny and Kiery.
I probably misspelled all of that.

Awesome Weather Pics

2005-09-14T17:36:00.000-04:00

Vacation continues...

2005-09-13T17:29:00.000-04:00

Radio Fun

2005-09-11T12:17:00.000-04:00

Sex sex sex!

2005-09-01T22:57:00.000-04:00

Feel free to Flag me after this one.

So I decided to google 'warmblog'

And I found this on Mr. Snitches blog:

"Blogging advice, part 3: Of unspoken longings and site traffic

Sometimes, your readership will subtly hint as to the kinds of topics they'd like you to persue. Take for example responses to these recent posts on Warmblog:

Distinct Injustice (6 comments)
Sponge Bob (3 comments)
The Origin Of Marriage Customs (3 comments)
Is a girl more likely to give a rim job or have anal sex? (44 comments)

Could there be a relationship between anal fixations and blogging success? Gosh, we wouldn't know."

So...

Bringing back dead trends.

2005-08-31T19:24:00.000-04:00

I don't do drugs, but I realised that this is no longer going around.

Back in the day I remember when people would recyle the same baggie for different drugs. If you do both greens and white and you are close enough with your dealer(s) then you can have them weigh the yayo and place it into a small bag that you brought yourself. Keep doing this and reusing the same bag.

After a while the bag will get lots of white traces of yak. So next time put the buds in there they will be sprinkled with the Bogota snow. When you decide to smoke your sticky you not only will you be stoned but also high slightly up without having to do lines. And you can still reuse the bag for both if you don't leave too much shake in there.

Vote on Soda

2005-08-31T12:57:00.000-04:00

What is better Mr. Pibb or Dr. Pepper?

Office Sabotage

2005-08-31T12:48:00.000-04:00

Things to Do While Your Coworkers are on Vacation:

Horrible way to lose $80 mil

2005-08-28T15:28:00.000-04:00

This was on BBC news

Battle over rare gold eagle coins

The Double Eagle gold coins never entered into circulation
The US Mint has seized 10 Double Eagle gold coins - some of the rarest and most valuable in the world - from a woman checking their authenticity.
The Mint says the coins, which never entered circulation, are public property and is holding them at a fort.

Joan Langbord, who says she inherited the coins from her father, a jeweller, has vowed to fight to get them back.

The gold Double Eagle is so rare that in 2002 a single coin reached a price of $7.59m at auction.

But the US Mint says that Mrs Langbord's coins could only have been originally obtained in an "unlawful manner" in the 1930s.

Fell of the ugly tree and hit every ugly branch on the way down...

2005-08-28T14:34:00.000-04:00

Sam...."World's Ugliest Dog" 2003, 2004, 2005! Sam is a purebred, yes that's right, a purebred Chinese Crested Hairless. He's almost 15 years old and was taken in as a rescue over five years ago by Susie Lockheed. He was considered "un-adoptable" by local shelters. Susie took him in on a 48-hour trial period. During that time he lived in a cage because he acted like "Cujo" the rabid dog. Susie had to shove food and water into the cage and run. The 48-hour trial became several days, and then Sam just walked out of the cage and became one of the pack (other hairless dogs who found harbor in Susie's domain).

Munchie Master

2005-08-27T16:16:00.000-04:00

As someone who has the authority to do this, I have decided to start a small list of:

The Greatest muchies of all time.

1. Giant Whoopie Pie
2. Home Made Rice Krispies Treats
3. Anything Blueberry
4. Sonoran Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs
5. Churro (Better if have some Horchata to drink)

If you feel that something else should be on this list feel free to let me know so i can edit this list.

Move Your Feet, Lose Your Seat

2005-08-27T15:19:00.000-04:00

Lets get something straight bitches! Once you finished high school there is no more Shotgun rules. It's Move Your Feet, Lose Your Seat! If someone makes the effort to be first at the car seat or any seat, then they deserve that seat. And if some weak bladder in the desired seat decides they need a piss break in the middle of road trip or a social event, then they can't call no fucking pee wee breaks.

Ballz of Steel

2005-08-27T15:18:00.000-04:00

Coke Subliminal Message

2005-08-27T14:52:00.000-04:00

For those of you that have not seen this 80's poster.

According to a guy selling a very rare recalled poster from Coke on ebay this ad was released in South Austraila. According to the the guy selling the poster the artist hid it in the ad and it went through marketing unnoticed. When they finally did notice it all posters were immediately recalled and the artist was fired and sued. Here is the poster. Take a good look and see if you can find what is obviously inappropriate for a Coke ad. Then scroll down to the zoomed in pic. Hint: Look at the ice cubes.

Adapting to Weather

2005-08-27T13:46:00.000-04:00

I have lived in the Grand Canyon State and Vacationland. Here is how they compare:

You Know You're From Arizona When...
You can hear the weather forecast of 115 degrees without flinching.
You can pronounce"Saguaro", "Tempe", "San Xavier", "Canyon de Chelly", "Mogollon Rim", and "Cholla"
Kids will ask, "What's a mosquito?"
People break out coats when temperature drops below 70 degrees.
All of your out-of-state friends start to visit after October but clear out come the end of April.
"Welcome to Arizona, where summer spends the winter - and hell spends the summer".

You Know You're From Maine When...
You call four inches of snow "a dusting."
You know how to pronounce Calais.
You think a mosquito could be a species of bird.
As a child, you played outside in a snow storm without hat, mittens, scarf and with your jacket open because it was just a little cool.
Your house converts to a B&B every July and August for people from away that you happen to know.
"Welcome to Maine, the way life should be".

Here is a little state quiz that I found:
http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm

The magical animal that produces three types of meat.

2005-08-27T13:03:00.000-04:00

Do you think Osama Bin Laden ever tried bacon?

Under the Veil

2005-08-16T14:20:00.000-04:00

Do we all put on a mask?

Because we can't be honest assholes at all times

2005-08-06T08:41:00.000-04:00

Give an example of tact,
and an example of lack of tact.

I DON'T concurr, stop negotiations!

2005-07-19T19:22:00.000-04:00

What characteristic is a deal breaker for you?

Fixations

2005-07-10T18:15:00.000-04:00

Fetishes, are they fun or bizarre?

Mr. Smooth

2005-07-07T01:31:00.000-04:00

Whats the best pick up line that you herd?

From others' Lips Slip useful Tips

2005-07-02T19:41:00.000-04:00

Can a kiss really make things better?

What do you think?

Personal

2005-06-30T16:06:00.000-04:00

What actions do you consider intimate?

Where do you draw the boundry between something that you consider intimate and something that you don't consider intimate?

Anti-Romance Bomb

2005-06-27T18:05:00.000-04:00

PRENUP

Would you ever consider having a prenuptial agreement?
And would that depend on whether you are the one with the money?

(Jenn recently made a post about this and I found it very interesting. Thanks Jenn)

TAKING YOUR TURN AT THE SELF-SERVE STATION

2005-06-24T10:38:00.000-04:00

How much masturbation is too much?

Feel free to share your opinion.

Homeslice.

2005-06-23T08:53:00.001-04:00

How do you separate friendship from acquaintance?

Tumors Sexified

2005-06-20T08:34:00.000-04:00

What is the purpose of tanning?

I mean; How is significantly increasing your chances of getting melanoma (and the malignant tumors that come with it) attractive?

Not so superior now...

2005-06-18T19:19:00.000-04:00

Jovial, but not necessarily gay.

2005-06-16T22:24:00.000-04:00

I love this radiostation:

you guys might think this is funny but

http://www.gaydarradio.com/

is a great radio station. Just click on Listen Live.

ALTERNA = METRO ?

2005-06-11T19:48:00.000-04:00

What is the definition of alternachick?

And, are alternachicks really the same thing to women as metrosexuals to men?

Making Bacon VS. Bringing Home the Bacon

2005-06-08T19:40:00.000-04:00

To girls: Would you consider marrying a man who is VERY attractive, but cannot provide any income at all?

To guys: Would you ever consider marrying a woman who is wealthy, but also ugly, fat and old?

Ignoring and Ditching

2005-06-07T10:39:00.000-04:00

How do you know when someone is blowing you off?

Jump up and slap stuff.

2005-06-03T23:04:00.000-04:00

When is it OK to give your significant other a beating?

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

2005-05-30T18:34:00.000-04:00

Do you consider PETA to really be an extremist organization?
Or is PETA a non-extremist organization that has been labeled extremist by mass media?

ROOT OF ALL EVIL

2005-05-27T12:26:00.000-04:00

Is it wrong to take joy in intentionally making someone feel jealous?

Distinct Injustice

2005-05-27T11:57:00.000-04:00

=(

For those of you that have not yet heard it:

Bali court sentences Australia's Corby to 20 years in jail

DENPASAR, BALI (Reuters): An Indonesian court on Friday sentenced Australian beauty therapist Schapelle Corby to 20 years in jail for trying to smuggle 4.1 kg (9 lb) of marijuana into Bali, triggering outrage from her family and friends.

"The panel of judges declares the defendant legally and convincingly guilty of the crime of illegal importation of narcotics," judge Linton Sirait told a hearing watched live across Australia, where the case has transfixed the nation.

As soon as Sirait read the verdict, Corby's mother, Rosleigh Rose, shouted at the three judges on the panel: "Liar, liar. Honey, we are going to take you home."

Corby turned to her mother and pleaded with her to calm down. "Mum, stop, it's okay," she cried, holding her hand up in the air in a motion for her mother to stop yelling.

Standing to hear the verdict and wearing pink trousers and a black blouse, Corby occasionally slapped her forehead with her palm in grief. She struggled to contain her emotions and at times became angry.

Prosecutors had demanded life in jail for Corby, 27, who has repeatedly argued the drugs found by airport officials in her unlocked bag on the famous holiday island last year were not hers and that they were planted.

Corby's family said they would appeal.

On hookers

2005-05-25T07:27:00.000-04:00

Should prostitution be legal?
and why?

Questioning Egoism

2005-05-18T18:56:00.000-04:00

Is being selfish posittive or negative?

Selfishness is a primary or sole concern with one's own welfare.It is considered by many to be a negative character trait; in particular, it is traditionally proscribed by most religions. Some, however, view it as positive.
One positive view of selfishness is called rational selfishness. In philosophy, the term egoism is often analogous to selfishness.

It has come to my attention that any selfishness can be viewed in a negative light. Apparently any individuals actions that are made in self interest may be viewed as selfish acts as long as they interfere with someone elses interest.

So if PERSON A labels PERSON B as someone selfish, than that action automaticly makes PERSON A selfish. This is because PERSON A expects his/her self interest met by PERSON B, instead of PERSON B pursuing his/her own self interest.

So any act out of self interest is selfish. But we still don't know which of those acts to view in a positive light and which in a negative. Or perhaps they are only negative or only positive. Where do we draw the line?

Modest

2005-05-16T17:11:00.000-04:00

What is 'common decency'?

Don't hold back people.

Cliterature

2005-05-12T10:25:00.000-04:00

Whats the strangest porn you ever seen?
Also, how much porn is too much porn?

Sponge Bob

2005-05-12T10:20:00.000-04:00

I know it's old news, but it still amuses me to find these type of articles on the net:

Happy little SpongeBob too gay for US conservatives

On the heels of electoral victories to bar same-sex marriage, some influential conservative Christian groups are turning their attention to a new target: the cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants.

"Does anybody here know SpongeBob?" Dr James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family, asked guests on Tuesday at a black-tie dinner for members of Congress and political allies.

In many circles, SpongeBob needs no introduction. He is popular among children as well as adults who watch him cavorting under the sea on the Nickelodeon cartoon program that bears his name. In addition, he has become a well-known camp figure among adult gay men, perhaps because he holds hands with his animated sidekick Patrick and likes to watch the imaginary television show The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

Now, Dr Dobson said, SpongeBob's creators had enlisted him in a "pro-homosexual video", in which he appeared alongside other children's television characters. The makers of the video, he said, planned to mail it to thousands of schools this northern spring to promote a "tolerance pledge" that includes tolerance for differences of "sexual identity".

The video's creator, Nile Rodgers, who wrote the disco hit We Are Family and led the group Chic, says Dr Dobson's objection stemmed from a misunderstanding. Rodgers said he founded the We Are Family Foundation after the September 11 attacks to create a music video featuring 100 well-known cartoon characters dancing to his song to teach children about multiculturalism.

Nothing in the video or its accompanying materials refers to sexual identity.

Rodgers suggested that Dr Dobson might have been confused because of an unrelated website belonging to another group called We Are Family. That site is owned by a South Carolina group aimed at supporting gay youth.

Anal Adventures

2005-04-30T12:19:00.000-04:00

Here is the question for the ladies:

In your opinion is a girl more likely to give a rim job or have anal sex?

Don't be shy now.

2005-04-30T12:07:00.000-04:00

This article appeared in my local news paper:

Police say Bath teacher had sexual contact with student

A Morse High School teacher has been charged with having unlawful sexual contact with a 17-year-old female student during a tutoring session at the teacher's home, police said.
The teacher is free on $500 bail pending a June 14 court date, after her arrest Monday morning at her home.
She is a longtime teacher at Bath's high school.
Brunswick Detective Sgt. Mark Waltz said the teacher-student relationship makes the consensual relationship a criminal act.
"The reason we pursued this is that the incident violated a trust between a student and a teacher," Waltz said.
It is the policy of the Portland Press Herald/Maine Sunday Telegram not to publish the identities of people accused of sex crimes until they have appeared in court, or to identify victims of alleged sex crimes.
The incident allegedly occurred on Jan. 10. The teacher was placed on paid administrative leave shortly afterward.
The student told detectives that she had a "crush" on the teacher last spring and when she told her, the teacher replied by saying nothing could ever happen between them, according to court documents in West Bath District Court.
The student was at the teacher's home for a tutoring session in January. She told the teacher that she still had feelings for her and the teacher said she felt the same, the girl said in the court documents.
The next day, the student returned to the teacher's home, where they embraced and licked each others' ears, according to the student's written statement. Both were fully clothed.
The student told detectives that she then felt nauseated and started shaking.
The teacher called the girl's mother, who came and took her home, the documents said.
Three Morse High staff members reported the incident to school administrators two days later. The teacher declined to speak with police, Waltz said.
Unlawful sexual contact is a class D misdemeanor, Waltz said.
If convicted, the teacher could face a fine of as much as $2,000 and imprisonment for as long as a year, and would have to register with police for 10 years as a sex offender.

Since when is licking ears sexual contact? If licking is sexual, then I guess I had sexual contact with some icecream the other day. Or is any mouth to body part contact sexual?
If so does that mean CPR is sexual?

Death, Not Taxes

2005-04-26T15:24:00.000-04:00

How would you like to die?

Part of being human means knowing you will go at some point. If you had a choice in the matter, what would be the way that you would prefer?

So wrong

2005-04-26T15:04:00.000-04:00

(Evil) The Origin Of Marriage Customs:
A.D. 200, Northern Europe

This came from a book I found in bar:

"Among the Germanic Goths, a married man a woman from within his own community. When women were in short supply, he captured his bride-to-be from a neighboring village. The future bridegroom, accompanied by a male companion, seized any young girl who had strayed from the safety of her parental home. Our custom of a best man is a relic of that two-man, strong-armed tactic; for such an important task, only the best man would do.

From this practice of abduction, which literally swept a bride off her feet, also sprang the later symbolic act of carrying a bride over the threshold of her new home.

A best man around A.D. 200 carried more than a ring. Since there remained the real threat of the bride's family's attempting to forcibly gain her return, the best man stayed by the groom's side throughout the marriege ceremony, alert and armed. He also might serve as sentry outside the newlyweds' home. Of course, much of this is German folklore, but it is not without written documentation and physical artifacts. For instance, the threat of recapture by the bride's family was percieved as so genuine that beneath the church altars of many early peoples--including the Huns, the Goths, the Vestigoths, and the Vandals--lay an arsenal of clubs, knives, and spears.

The tradition that the bride stand to the left of the groom was also more than the meaning of etiquette. Among the Northern European barbarians (so named by the Romans), a groom palced his captured bride on his left to protect her, freeing his right hand, the sword hand, against sudden attack.

Happy Cheeba Day!

2005-04-20T13:56:00.000-04:00

What does it mean to be a friend?

Time to light up a joint

2005-04-20T13:36:00.000-04:00

Origin of 4:20.

I have learned the about the origin in May of 2001 reading a High Times.

Here is something similar that I found on the net.

"Known Myths

-Police dispatch code for smoking pot is 420. The number 420 is not police radio code for anything, anywhere. Checks of criminal codes suggest that the origin is neither Californian nor federal. For instance, California Penal Code 420 defines as a misdemeanor the hindrance of use of public lands.

-There are approximately 420 active chemicals in marijuana. Actually, there are approximately 315 active chemicals in marijuana. This number goes up and down depending on which plant is used.

-April 20th is National Pot Smokers Day. Well, it is now; but that wasn't the origin.

-April 20th is Hitler's birthday. Yes, it is his birthday. But, as 420 started out as a time, not a date, his birthday had nothing to do with it.

-April 20th is the date of the Columbine school shootings. This happened after the term was already in use.

-4:20 is tea time for pot-smokers in Holland. Tea time in Holland is at 5:30 pm, or is it 2:30 pm? Seems no one is quite sure when the wonderful people of Holland drink their tea.

The Origin Revealed
According to Steven Hager, editor of High Times, the term 420 originated at San Rafael High School, in 1971, among a group of about a dozen pot-smoking wiseacres who called themselves the Waldos, who are now pushing 50. The term was shorthand for the time of day the group would meet, at the campus statue of Louis Pasteur, to smoke pot. Intent on developing their own discreet language, they made 420 code for a time to get high, and its use spread among members of an entire generation. While our teens feel that they know something we don't, you can let them in on the fact that it was your generation that came up with the numbers.
A quote from one of the Waldos in the High Times article states, "We did discover we could talk about getting high in front of our parents without them knowing by using the phrase 420." Fortunately, your teenagers will not have that same option.
Whatever!
Simply put, 420 is a symbol of cannabis and its culture. Today, April 20th events are international, and 4:20 pm has become sort of a world wide "burn time". It certainly doesn't matter too much where the term came from because for us parents, it's a flag, a warning sign that our teenagers may be into something that could harm their future. When you see the symbol 420, be aware of what it represents."

Your Stand

2005-04-16T08:23:00.000-04:00

Are you Conservative or Liberal... in bed?

Greatest Blog of All Time

2005-04-16T08:21:00.000-04:00

This is officially the funniest blog on blogspot:

http://threeinches.blogspot.com/

Dress Up.

2005-04-13T14:38:00.000-04:00

If you could wear only one outfit for the rest of your life, what would be?

I would probably wear somehting Haloween like.

Or perhaps just board shorts.

Voice Mail

2005-04-13T14:30:00.000-04:00

Voicemail from Lindsay Lohan to Paris Hilton. You won't believe what she said

The sound qulity is no that great you might have to turn it up.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/lohanhilton.mp3

Fidelity

2005-04-09T16:42:00.000-04:00

How do you define 'cheating'?

Uncle Jesse

2005-04-09T13:31:00.000-04:00

Some one told me about this website called 'What would uncle Jesse do?'
I personally think Full House is lame, but I thought is was an entertaining website;

http://www.wwujd.com/

2005-04-05T19:10:00.000-04:00

What is your definition of a whore?
or slut

Seriously people, I want to know your opinions, so feel free to share.

Sin City

2005-04-02T10:21:00.000-05:00

MOST VIOLENT FILM EVER?

I think it the most most violent film I have ever seen (other than Irreversible, Man Bites Dog and Clockwork Orange).

The movie was great. The plot was seemed choppy because the movie is split into three seaprate stories that never really get tied together. The cast was great and effects were amazing. Everything was stylised pretty well. It was wierd at firts to hear the narration through out the movie. I'm not used to characters thinking out load. Unfortuantly, even though the movie was black and white (mostly), I have not seen so much blood in any action film. Plus the comicbook image of the movie makes all the sadism seem appropriate.

April Fool

2005-03-28T11:35:00.000-05:00

Unless you feel like living in the past remember to set your cloks ahead on April 3. Plus April fools is coming up. I like to saran wrap the toilet to piss off my mom. I also put all my brothers' boxers in the freezer overnight.
Here is something you can try at the office on someone you hate:
-Switch the 'm' and 'n' keys on the keyboard.
- If the target has a rotating chair you can unsrew it and dump some raw shrimp in there. Not a good idea if your desk is next to the targets.
-Plug the targets computer into a clapper. Each time you clap the power will shut off.

Feel free to add more ideas in your comments.

Origin of Easter

2005-03-28T10:18:00.000-05:00

Because of the supreme authority that Christian church possesed in early history we know Easter as a holiday that commemorates the Resurection of Christ. It is also the name of an ancient Saxon festival and of pagan goddess of spring and offspring, Eastre.

"Second-century Christian missionaries, spreading out among the Teutonic tribes north of Rome, encountered numerous heathen religious observances. Whenever possible, the missionaries did not interfere too strongly with entrenched customs. Rather, quitely--and often ingeniously--they attempted to transform pagan practices into ceremonies that harmonized with Christian doctorine. There was very practical reason for this. Converts publicly partaking in Christian ceremony--and on a day when no one else was celebrating--were easy targets for persecution. But if a Christian rite was staged on the same day as a long-observed heathen one, and if the two modes of worship were not glaringly different, the new converts might live to make other converts."

So the commemoration of the start of Spring was transformed into the celebratioin of the Resurection. Which was a three day long celebration until Constantine changed in 325A.D.

The goddess of Eastre was worshiped by the Anglo-Saxons through her earthly symbol, the hare. The custom of Easterhare came to America with the Germans that immigrated to Pennsylvania. Later the custom spread into most parts of the country and Canada but was disregarded by the Quakers, Presbyterians and Puritians. The custom was not accepted until 100 years later, after the Civil war. That is how we get the Easterbunny.

"Legend has it that Simon of Cyrene, who helped carry Christ's cross to Calvary, was by trade an egg merchant. Upon returning from the crucifixion to his producefarm, he allegedly discovered that all his hens' eggs had miraculously turned a rainbow of colors, substantive evidence for this legend is weak." So when the church started to celebrate Resurection it did not have to look far for a symbol to associate the holiday wih. Thats how we get Easter eggs.

So, surprise bitches! You are celebrating: a symbol of a pagan goddess, an unlikely event of eggs turning rainbow colors, and the forceful change of a holiday that commerated the start of Spring.
Happy Holiday.

In the name of science:

2005-03-24T16:38:00.000-05:00

I'm glad some one worked on this very important research:

http://www.keypad.org/bunnies/

Ethics in Politics

2005-03-20T15:10:00.000-05:00

Is it unethical to be in Congress and relying on your religions position on an issue to make a desicion on a policie that would be considered unconstitutional action if carried out into law?

Quantifying Tragedy

2005-03-16T13:25:00.000-05:00

Which is scenario is more tragic:

1) You know that everyones fate, including yours, is controled by the gods. Gods gave you a cruel fate and you know it. You try to escape your fate and change your life, but by doing so you actually play out the cruel fate that gods assigned for you.

Or

2) You live a dreadful life because of the choices you make to reach your limitless desires. When you finally realise that your desires are limitless you are given a choice to significantly improve your life, but instead you kill yourself.

Poem

2005-03-09T12:45:00.000-05:00

Doorknob
Always appearing friendly

and inviting,

sitting on a flat surface

waiting for your turn.

Never used for more

than the purpose it seems to have.

As people pass, no one gives it more attention

than the turn.

Men come and go,

grasping and grabbing it,

leaving behind the dirt from their hands

as it is turned.

Everyone uses it,

taking it for granted and

at the same time taking it for all it has to offer,

just a turn.

After a while the it looses the shiny coating

and develops a few stains,

but it will continue to be manhandled

as long as it can turn.